These Go to Eleven

Sorry I have been otherwise occupied with my time, but since I have to work in a few hours and can't sleep, I am going to try an impromptu 11

1. My favorite part of The Hamas/ Israel thing is when there is a picture of some "random guy" throwing small rocks at people launching rockets. It is truly a sign of sophistication. ( I am aware there is no actually good from it but hey at least we only get one attack every fifty years or so over here. How would I know what it's like to live with an RPG up my ass? )

2. Laura Bush called the "shoe throwing incident" an assault. If throwing a shoe at a guy is an assault, what is invading a country on falsified intelligence?

3. Kurt Russel's eye make-up in "Big Trouble in Little China" is unmatched. Plus, surprisingly I didn't notice an ounce of racism in that movie when I re-watched it last weekend.

4. Robert Downey Jr. deserves some sort of honor for his role in "Tropic Thunder". I think they ( whoever they are is, I don't know) should start a whole new awards show based around giving him an award every year for being extremely under-rated. It could be retroactive to "Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang"

5. Two other people and I have had dreams about our old paper routes, often. Is that weird? Is it because that we three did them together at some point or is it a coincidence or does this happen to all ex-paper boys and girls.

6. Rock Band is better than Guitar Hero. I suck at both so my opinion is irrelevant.

7. I hate Brett Farce but I hope he doesn't retire because the Jets will be that much worse next December. However, I hope he does not string it out in typical Brett Farce fashion. In NY he is an average size fish in a really big pond; unlike stupid Green Bay where he is a big fish in a pint glass of Miller High Life. SUCK IT FAAAAvra nobody cares about you OLd News.

8. I love how Harvard educated. grown-up in politics, charity working ( by choice), author, all around swell Caroline Kennedy -S...berg is not qualified to be a US Senator according to people with far more education and polish and class. Oooops I meant unqualified to clean a monkey's shit pit, arse-holes who are too full of themselves to actually shut up for two seconds and maybe listen to what all these dumb Ivy League grads have to say. Not to mention it is very temporary and she would have to "earn it" by running in a year or two anyway. What are they supposed to do auction the seat off? Maybe they could just give it to a republican; they have always had great support in the Red state that is New York. I hope Gov. Patterson sees it my way.

9. Eddie House has no business taking a game tieing three ice cold off the bench when PP is red hot and Ray is Ray....
This had nothing to do with the out come of the game but there is just no way the refs should allow a team 6 guys on the court . It is the simplest part of their job (other than when they let Kobe, LeBron and Jordan get away with anything). They should be fined at the very least for that utter ridiculous error (plus how do 3 of them miss that?). If only Tommy still did road games.

10. ( I am cheating now ) LOOKING FOR PHISH IN HAMPTON TICKETS I WILL TAKE ANYTHING AT THIS POINT!!!!!

11. I got a book from bree-ji-na on how to use comas and other punctuation. so, maybe, in the future, I will, be able to use; proper grammatical type things...!!!!