Dear Food,
I keep trying to end this thing between us, yet you keep showing up everywhere I go. It was okay at first when we were young and just getting started, we had an open relationship then. You let me spend time with Exercise and Fast Metabolism and still come back and enjoy perhaps more of you than ever.
Then things got weird between us you weren't around as much and I started hanging out with Sweet Lady Booze and her slutty friend Drugs. Everything got so crazy then, but after all that we were back together ,that whore Drugs was gone and we were spending more time together than ever.
Now we have this weird love triangle: me, you and Sweet Booze. This situation could get lethal. My heart is literally telling me I should turn my back on both of you . I know that won't happen, can't happen. You have always been so good to me Food.
Maybe you could just back off for a little while. I know it's tough with the holidays coming up but I think it's time. To be honest with you Exercise has been trying to get back in my graces and it might be time to make things right between us. As long as I promise not spend so much time with you Food, Exercise told me we could still see each other occasionally.
We've been through so much together, growing up you been there at holidays, birthdays, funerals, graduations you were always there with the utmost support. You've been at sporting events, movies, bars and you are always there after a late night of drinking to guide me home. That maybe be the best thing about you Food.
But this has all got to stop now. My knees hurt, my pants fit all weird, everyone keeps telling me you are no good for me anymore. Maybe they are all just jealous of what we've had together. Then again maybe they are right.
Hopefully someday we can patch things up, see eye to eye and make us both happy. For now i bid adieu Food. So long.
Affectionately Yours,
Greg
Friday, October 24, 2008
Monday, October 20, 2008
B.H. Obama Secret Terrorist and P.OT.US.
How many times have you heard this the last year? I have heard people I had considered smart say that or say "he seems smart, but i just don't trust him".
Ok, let's get out our crystal ball and look into the future. Let's say BHO wins the election. Let's also say all these people who think O is a terrrist, sorry secret terrrrrist are right. What would happen if smooth talking Obama tricks 300million people here and millions more abroad? What will become of us, the End of Days? Would he be like Emperor Palpitine and have the Marines turn against the Army like the new old storm troopers in Revenge of the Sith? Could our soldiers probably mostly christian be engaged in a battle in Afghanistan and the secret muslim edict to kill all jedi( Army) is enacted, is this remotely possible?
So we'll look further into the crystal ball now and see S.T.B.H.O.P.O.T.U.S. and now he's ordered the marines to attack the army and we here back home find out in about 2 minutes because CNN or Fox News or someone reports in between reporting on Anna Nicole Smith's kid's inheritance. What in the world do we do? How is it possible that this slippery fellow duped us? The true Americans, the ones who waged war to separate from Union oh so many years ago, enact their second amendment rights and march to the White House like STBHO is Frankenstein. Right?
If somehow this guy has pulled the wool over everyone's eyes, we all would sit around and do nothing? Not likely. Even if the
guy is a just a plain old muslim I am sure it will ruffle some rednecks feathers. Alabama man would grab his rifle and 6 pack of PBR tall boys and go huntin. So, said hillbilly does his thing and if my knowledge of the constitution suits me then Joe Biden becomes president. Does that mean JoeB. is also a secret mussy terrrrist? If I were the ever clever BHOST wouldn't my second in command be at least some sort of muslim? Not some corny white dude.
Anyway doesn't this all seem like a stretch? If BO is a S.T. I think we will be able to handle it. If he is just a bad president we can handle 4 years of that. Just give me a break with the non-sense....PLEASE
FOR CLARIFICATION- S=secret T=terrorist B=Barack H=Hussein O=0BAMA/ P=PRESIDENT O=OF T=THE U=UNITED S=STATES (potus)
Ok, let's get out our crystal ball and look into the future. Let's say BHO wins the election. Let's also say all these people who think O is a terrrist, sorry secret terrrrrist are right. What would happen if smooth talking Obama tricks 300million people here and millions more abroad? What will become of us, the End of Days? Would he be like Emperor Palpitine and have the Marines turn against the Army like the new old storm troopers in Revenge of the Sith? Could our soldiers probably mostly christian be engaged in a battle in Afghanistan and the secret muslim edict to kill all jedi( Army) is enacted, is this remotely possible?
So we'll look further into the crystal ball now and see S.T.B.H.O.P.O.T.U.S. and now he's ordered the marines to attack the army and we here back home find out in about 2 minutes because CNN or Fox News or someone reports in between reporting on Anna Nicole Smith's kid's inheritance. What in the world do we do? How is it possible that this slippery fellow duped us? The true Americans, the ones who waged war to separate from Union oh so many years ago, enact their second amendment rights and march to the White House like STBHO is Frankenstein. Right?
If somehow this guy has pulled the wool over everyone's eyes, we all would sit around and do nothing? Not likely. Even if the
guy is a just a plain old muslim I am sure it will ruffle some rednecks feathers. Alabama man would grab his rifle and 6 pack of PBR tall boys and go huntin. So, said hillbilly does his thing and if my knowledge of the constitution suits me then Joe Biden becomes president. Does that mean JoeB. is also a secret mussy terrrrist? If I were the ever clever BHOST wouldn't my second in command be at least some sort of muslim? Not some corny white dude.
Anyway doesn't this all seem like a stretch? If BO is a S.T. I think we will be able to handle it. If he is just a bad president we can handle 4 years of that. Just give me a break with the non-sense....PLEASE
FOR CLARIFICATION- S=secret T=terrorist B=Barack H=Hussein O=0BAMA/ P=PRESIDENT O=OF T=THE U=UNITED S=STATES (potus)
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