I want to hate Tony Romo, I do. I want him to do well for fantasy football purposes. But I want to hate him because he plays for the same team as pacman jones, tank williams, t.o. and the fact the the owner looks like christopher lloyd at the end of "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" I just plain hate everything about the Jonestown Cowboys.
But Tony is just a good guy. A few weeks ago after a big victory he was driving home and pulled over and helped an older couple change a flat tire and on the older fella's request didn't tell how how the game went cause guy had tivoed it and wanted to watch at home. Then last week he took some random homeless guy off the street into the movies to see "Role Models". I don't know if they shared popcorn or anything, but it is a nice gesture. It makes you think what kind of girlfriend Jessica Simpson must be if he is catching a flick with a hobo. The guy is a superstar, dates a huge pop star, has everything a guy could want and he still does random acts of kindness.Hhow do you hate a guy like that?
I Feel like we could share a beer someday and I could complain to him about killing my fantasy team for three weeks in 2008, and he'd apologize and we will go the Oasis 25th anniversary tour together or something.....
Now as for JIm Norton he is despicable and I like him anyway. He wrote this book called "I Hate Your Guts" it is funny. Some of it I could have lived without, but I literally laughed out loud a number of times. The book is filled with hateful essays about people who deserve to have a new asshole ripped into them. Well done YImmy. The best parts are when he talks about what a complete tool he was growing up as a young boy in Jersey.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Monday, November 17, 2008
A series of poor decisions
If you know me, you are well aware that this a prime category for a running segment. (this particular episode is thurs. evening to sun. morning )
I will list these things randomly and as not to incriminate myself I will not do these with any particular time frame and perhaps without some detail. They just happened at some point.
Got out of work later than usually, went straight to the Bruins game. because I left later than I had originally planned I took a different route, this was a bad idea for so many reasons.
Parked my car but not before breaking the side mirror and some other minor damage. (why didn't the savage let me park where and how I wanted to is beyond me)
Got off the Highway, drove right past where I needed to turn (where there was no traffic), made the U-turn into bumper to bumper traffic and watched a green light from 3o yards away change 3 times. Stupid big dig what a waste of time that was.
Decided not to cash check and pay for drinks at the Garden with my atm card assuming it would take a day or two to go through.
Upon further review it only cost an extra $117. You know cause I have that kind of money to throw around.
Didn't eat dinner, drank a whole had a pleasant glow at work the next day, along with a stellar attitude.
Tried watching "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" (or whatever that movie is called) a half hour into it. I did end up seeing most of it but the only thing I figured out was that Richard Dreyfuss used to look like Eric Mangini looks now.
Talked to random strangers drunkenly, at the Fours and Hurricane O'reilly's according to my bank statement. (I don't see how they let me in though). Left the dude I went to the B's game with, of course without telling him I was going. Thanks for the ticket bro, but I suck at life, can't wait to do it again. Definitely interrupted the date of a nice young couple from Connecticut.
Took some notes at the Bruins game but can't read them cause I wrote them extremely drunkenly. ( btw I have more of these notes around from random nights, if I find them I will definitely try and translate and post them)
Ate a whole pizza, and hey fat kid why not have some fires too.
Had a round or two of boxing with wifey, I think I won on points.
Went bowling 3 rounds with wifey and some friends, but not until after we had all ready played 4 rounds each before they got there. Plus drinks.
Grand total spent at the bowling alley. $ 160+ no idea really.
Tried to make that money up by entering sushi eating contest. got to the finals, was the favorite got out to a huge lead, almost puked, put it in cruise control and lost. Arrogant American.
Was in a sushi eating contest, just not a good idea, had to re-emphasize that.
Looked for keys in wifey's GIGANTIC pocket book in the pouring ass rain.
Didn't start Housh.
Got robbed by the Referee in the PIttsurgh/ San Diego game ( not my poor decision, but a poor decision none-the-less, that broke my pathetic heart)
there are probably a few more things but I can only remember so much. Anyway that is enough for two and a half days, right?
I will list these things randomly and as not to incriminate myself I will not do these with any particular time frame and perhaps without some detail. They just happened at some point.
Got out of work later than usually, went straight to the Bruins game. because I left later than I had originally planned I took a different route, this was a bad idea for so many reasons.
Parked my car but not before breaking the side mirror and some other minor damage. (why didn't the savage let me park where and how I wanted to is beyond me)
Got off the Highway, drove right past where I needed to turn (where there was no traffic), made the U-turn into bumper to bumper traffic and watched a green light from 3o yards away change 3 times. Stupid big dig what a waste of time that was.
Decided not to cash check and pay for drinks at the Garden with my atm card assuming it would take a day or two to go through.
Upon further review it only cost an extra $117. You know cause I have that kind of money to throw around.
Didn't eat dinner, drank a whole had a pleasant glow at work the next day, along with a stellar attitude.
Tried watching "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" (or whatever that movie is called) a half hour into it. I did end up seeing most of it but the only thing I figured out was that Richard Dreyfuss used to look like Eric Mangini looks now.
Talked to random strangers drunkenly, at the Fours and Hurricane O'reilly's according to my bank statement. (I don't see how they let me in though). Left the dude I went to the B's game with, of course without telling him I was going. Thanks for the ticket bro, but I suck at life, can't wait to do it again. Definitely interrupted the date of a nice young couple from Connecticut.
Took some notes at the Bruins game but can't read them cause I wrote them extremely drunkenly. ( btw I have more of these notes around from random nights, if I find them I will definitely try and translate and post them)
Ate a whole pizza, and hey fat kid why not have some fires too.
Had a round or two of boxing with wifey, I think I won on points.
Went bowling 3 rounds with wifey and some friends, but not until after we had all ready played 4 rounds each before they got there. Plus drinks.
Grand total spent at the bowling alley. $ 160+ no idea really.
Tried to make that money up by entering sushi eating contest. got to the finals, was the favorite got out to a huge lead, almost puked, put it in cruise control and lost. Arrogant American.
Was in a sushi eating contest, just not a good idea, had to re-emphasize that.
Looked for keys in wifey's GIGANTIC pocket book in the pouring ass rain.
Didn't start Housh.
Got robbed by the Referee in the PIttsurgh/ San Diego game ( not my poor decision, but a poor decision none-the-less, that broke my pathetic heart)
there are probably a few more things but I can only remember so much. Anyway that is enough for two and a half days, right?
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