So there is this wedding this weekend and I have been invited to be a part of. As a groomsmen we were asked to buy these god-damn jcrew pants. These pants, they suck, j crew doesn't even make pants I fit in. I am gonna look like an big time ass. Regardless of how much weight I loose jcrew makes stupid pants, that are for teeny, tiny people. Now I know I am not as thin as I used to be be these f'en pants are ridiculous. I am losing sleep over what an idiot I am going to look like. Urgh Why can't we just wear normal pants? god damn hippies, ech! What can I do, seriously anyone what can I do I am open to any and all suggestions.
3 other things that annoy me
1. fashion critics that dress like flamboyant hypocrites. Seriously how do comb your 1980's bon jovi hair over, wear skin tight suit pants with some kaweer t-shirt under and have the nerve to say someone else looks bad. seriously?
2. the New York JETS, honestly you killed my fantasy football league this week... in one half! I didn't buy the britfave hype, but you can't even compete for just one week? keep sucking gang green, no fans deserve it more.
3. I love all Jason Varitek stands for as far as a Red Sox player, but he's finished, and Tito there are 50,000 people on the bench, use a pinch hitter for the bottom four hitters in your line-up, some of these guys aren't what they used to be. You are not gonna win this fall with 3 0r 4 guys in the order batting between .215 and .275. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrh.
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really the pants aren't that bad i am fat, but j crew really could make pants for bigger fellas
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