2. Watching the BCS Championship game I realized Brett Faaarvra can now retire; Tim Tebow is absolutely ready to take over the reigns as the QB most blown out of proportion by announcers. GOD HELP US TIMMY!
( "tim tebow chopped down a red wood with a butter knife, saved a crippled baby by lifting a dump truck off of it, saved the world by flying the opposite direction of the Earth's rotation, birthed jesus jr. and blessed Oklahoma with two interceptions all while tutoring his teammates on the sidelines for next semester. What a guy I can't say enough about him". Enough about him
2a. Also Fox sucks at broadcasting sports I can't remember one time their channel has done a good job.
3. It is time to bring in one of the young Texas Rangers' catchers and put the Jason Varitek era behind us. Also, get rid of that hillbilly Buchholz and stick his no hitter up his ass on the way out the door. Thanks for nothing you over rated hick, nice necklaces. Varitek it was fun while it lasted (but you were a little over rated too).
4. I don't need Hampton tickets; I need either a time machine, A winning lottery ticket or some miracle. It's tough getting old.
5. Facebook is probably the worst thing that has happened to me. I love judging people by their "status" and "comments" and obviously creeping peoples pictures.
6. I think I watched Rocky (I,II,III,IV,V) atleast 3 times each over the series of four days weekends, sadly not once was the original Trilogy on, wtf?
7. Eddie Murphy is rumored to play The Riddler in the next Batman movie, (spoiler alert: the movie ends with Christian Bale jumping over a shark on the Bat cycle)
8. Who decided a 5 day work week was the way to go? I could go for four days 40+ hours, I would slap whoever decided on this. Slap, slap slappity!
9. Utah's attorney general is looking into the "legality" of the BCS. Because nothing more important is going on now. Next up the fight for more wives.
10. American Jews seem much more docile than Israelis. Then again our Jews weren't dropped into a land taken from their worst enemies and weren't surrounded on all sides with volatile, unstable lunatics. It's like a WWF Lumberjack match, except real and with missiles and rockets and poor news coverage instead of Jim Duggan's 2x4.
11. The coverage of John Travolta's kid is horrendous; leave their poor family alone and be happy for what you have. I am sure life is hard enough when your child dies you don't need ET up your ass with a video camera regardless of Thetans or anything else.
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