weirdness abound

so some weird stuff is going on these days.
An nfl player shot himself in his own leg trying handle a glass of wine, in the latin quarter of NY?. Really, wine plaxico? That is why they say that the wide receiver is a glamour position, you would never see a lineman fumble his piece whilst holding a glass wine.

A woman in Florida invited a homeless man fresh out of jail to stay at her house, after a few drinks and an argument she shot him in the head. ( I tried to add link but I am dumb and can't do it right, there is a link to it on fark.com)
there is not much to say about that, but it happened, all we can do is hope her and her family are why George Bush is president. So why can't we adjust the second amendment again?

Sean Avery said "sloppy seconds" and may get the worst suspension in the history of the league. Meanwhile Claude Lemieux may come back with the San Jose Sharks and Cam Neely is the VP of busted knees and hips. Sticks and Stones doesnot apply to the NHL. But words will always hurt them?

The candidate for VP of the US was in one of the most ironic and hilarious videos of all time: I know you have seen it, it rules gobble gobble, kersplat.

AIG is paying up to a $500,000 (100-300% of their annual salary) retainer fee to keep top executives, yet there have been over 200,000 layoffs in the financial institutions of this country. AIG is giving Americans the finger with one hand and looking for a handout in the other. It must be nice have your cake and smash the rest of it in some poor saps face.
(this doesn't include theresa briggs, she is a good egg and deserves double that, while she is not yet an executive, we hope someday she will be. I am sure would settle for 10% and cake)

Steve Guttenberg is planning to make another Police Academy movie and Three Men and a Little Bride. Hollywood needs a little "change" I think. No word on" Diner 2 the Search for Cleverer Dialogue" or "Cocoon: Ocho"

If A-rod and Skeletor make a baby it's lips would match it's purple skeletor hood.

(beware I am about to steal a joke here, but it is okay, right?)
Did you hear about Elliot Spitzer? He is like a corduroy pillow. That's right he is making headlines. Literally, he is writing headlines for the on-line magazine Slate.

there is more for tomorrow or saturday, I am just getting the juices flowing, plus I have note ssomehwere else I can't find. This was just the obvious stuff.

here's some more for friday...

a teacher in Whit Plains, NY bound two black girls to enlighten the class on some of perils of slavery. The over reaction to some of the racist nonsense in this country disgusts me, but this is different. How fucking dumb can you be? You have to know
that you can't ANY students feet, let alone a black child's. Why not use your own feet as an example if you need to show the class so badly? This teacher should be forced to work cotton fields for free as a punishment. Either that be used for a prison gang rape, you know to enlighten.

OJ is going to jail probably for six years, Meanwhile NIcole and Ron are still doing their " Sleepy Hollow" routine. That's fair.

Their was a report of an obese dog being frozen to the sidewalk overnight in Shboyga,wsconsin, and they didn't even have a picture with the article, not even an artist's rendering, what a let down.