These go to Eleven

My first "running segment' 11 nuggets for this week that are likely irrelevant:

1. Ron Perlman is the creepiest guy on TV. He may be the missing link.

2. Heroes has way to much stuff going on. Tv shouldn't be a chore. It's dead to me.

3. Prison Break and Son's of Anarchy are decent shows, but they have cringe-worthy writing occasionally.

4. Danny Ainge may be the best ever at getting quality ball players in the second round of the draft. ( Gomes, Davis, Powe, Walker,)

5. I have never once heard anyone say anything positive about Tim Mcarver as a broadcaster.

6.If you happen to watch TBS's pre/postgame shows keep track of how often Cal Ripken says "What have ya" , "somethin like this".

7.If Texas and Florida win this weekend the BCS takes another punch in the kidney.

8. After watching twenty minutes of the first pre-season game, I can say with confidence the Celtics look prepared to defend their title. ( did you see how they reacted to Bill Walker's dunk on Theo Ratliff's expiring career?)

9. Hopefully Josh Beckett was just knocking the rust off against the Angels last week, they don't have much of a chance if he pitches like Dice-K again.

10. Isn't it strange that the Daily Show as skewered as it is comes off as the most fair and balanced news program? (It might be because of the 24 hour fear cycle)

11. How pissed must John McCain be about getting his ass handed to him by "That One" in the polls right now and losing to W. in 2000? Maybe, it just wasn't meant to be Johnny.
11a. ( bonus time) Maverick said he knew how to get Bin Laden at the debate. If this is true why has kept it to himself for the last seven years?